A year in review in the life of a blonde
Published March 26th, 2007January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!!…..bottles won’t fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said “2-4 years!”
April - Trapped on escalator for hours …. power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions….8 cups of water won’t
fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition…..learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm…..car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???
October - Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn’t call 911 …. “duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!
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